Which NFL player jersey would be the coolest?

I'm a big football fan, but I want a the jersey to represent more than just the football player, I want something more interesting. Some examples would be Atlanta Falcons #7 Ron Mexico (Michael Vick's pre-jail time alias) or Cincinnati Bengals #85 Ochocinco (Chad Johnson's name change). Any other ideas along those lines? College, Arena League, and XFL are acceptable too