Will you vote for me....?

hello,im john mccain,i had an ugly wife who i traded in for one thats 20 years younger than me,i have been in senate for 26 years and was a Member of the Keating 5,i vote with bush 90% of the time. i have a pastor who believes one of the reasons america was founded was to destroy islam. i was given the nickname "songbird" by all my fellow pows because of my willingness to tell my captors everything they wanted to know. i am a maverick,so will you vote for me?